There are all manner of appalling, heartrending tragedies all around the globe. Here at iliketheworldfuzzy, we’re highlighting the sadly-neglected plight of celebrities without mirrors. Throughout the year, but especially now during awards season, it is painfully obvious that many celebrities do not have that basic staple so many of us take for granted: a mirror. It is also clear that many do not have true friends who will tell them when they look completely ridiculous or when an outfit or hairstyle simply does not suit them, but there are some problems even the Little Blind Girl can’t fix. So we’re taking up a collection to bring relief to the needy celebrities who appear to have no idea what they look like when they step outside the door and fall prey to the ruthless paparazzi.
These poor celebrities have no points of reference when attempting to apply the always-tricky smoky eye makeup technique. They have no idea that the floral pants craze currently circulating among those with more money than sense looks absolutely horrendous and that such prints should stay on the bedsheets in the spare room where they belong. Even the obscenely good-looking are not exempt. Oh, Jessica Alba, beloved of this blog, had you no reflective surface before you got dressed in the morning? Were you so distracted by your rugrats that you forgot to check your reflection before you left the house? Or are you one of the many unfortunates deprived of that basic celebrity necessity? Look at those pants! We are in a state of emergency. The need for mirrors among celebrities is dire, and the problem is only getting worse.
We can’t hope to fix the problem overnight, but we can give what we’ve got to help stem the tide of fashion and beauty disasters currently flooding the streets of Hollywood. There are those whose bangs more resemble a crew cut than a soft fringe. There are those who look at us innocently from behind raccoon eyes of excessive eyeshadow and mascara, unaware of their hideous plight. How can we turn our backs on these suffering idols? Take out your checkbooks, dig through your attics for old mirrors, and give back to those who have given us so much. Give a celebrity a mirror, and help make the world (as represented by that cultural mecca, Los Angeles) a better place. We here at iliketheworldfuzzy thank you, and with your help, we will put a mirror in the home of every celebrity. Never stop trying, and keep on seeing the world fuzzy!