I’ve become something of a connoisseur of pick-up lines. I thought I’d get my good friend Johnny Depp to help me present my top ten favorite pick-up lines for your entertainment:
10. Johnny’s always so polite:
9. Oh, Johnny, you can have my number any time:
8. I love this one. You win either way:
7. Actually shouted out of a window at a friend once, though sadly not by Johnny Depp:
6. Best used earlier in the evening, as slurring will lessen the impact:
5. Works surprisingly often, especially when you look like this:
4. A classic for a reason:
3. This one depends heavily on delivery:
2. This one may be apocryphal:
1. My all-time favorite:
Many thanks to Johnny Depp for helping me with this post. May your box office returns ever increase. I leave you now with a highly requested image: I’ve been asked what I actually look like, so I’m posting a picture of me writing this blog. Enjoy!
19 thoughts on “Pick up lines by Johnny Depp”
Nice! I’m gonna use the boyfriend material one.
Just don’t wear anything too clingy!
*dies laughing at the blogging hamster picture* I know what Littleblindgirl really looks like, and she is quite cute. There you have the completely unbiased opinion of her friend.
I couldn’t resist. I think the blogging hamster may be what my soul looks like.
I had a great line going at the Camptown Races (in Hanover Co. Va.) in 1972. “Excuse me, but do you know where a guy could get laid for $5.00 dollars? I really need the money.”
Love the RedBull!
As you know.. I am a huge Depp fan also. Just seeing him this morning on your blog in 10 different shots made my entire day, no week, no month!
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Sweetie, how kind! And what kind things you said about me. Good timing, too, I was having one of my bad days.
Love it love it love it!!!! And you’re kinda cute also. In a scary furry way. LOL!
That’s what my last boyfriend said…
This is too funny, Johnny Depp is one of my favorites…I now see him in a whole different light! Lori was right, your sense of humor is wonderful. 🙂
Johnny’s such a great guy. What a prince to help me with this blog entry! And I think Lori’s pretty hilarious, too.
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Nice to see all of this.I want to use this next time. I love Johnny Depp.Thanks.
I LUV LUV LUV JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!! i found his fanmail address on a website and am considering sendiing him a letter, wat chance do u think i hav that he’ll write me bak?