I visited a friend from high school not long ago. In high school, he wasn’t part of the inner circle, though he wasn’t an outcast either. But he fielded his fair share of bullying and cruel comments. He never lost his temper about it, or even seemed to mind that much. He said his father had told him to just let it go, that someday he would be their boss and make them all jump as high as he wanted.
My friend started a business that has become quite successful. I met him at his office–lots of glass and steel and polished wood everywhere, and you can always tell when a place that’s decorated in the modern style is doing well or not by whether they can afford someone to clean all the smudges and fingerprints off of all the reflective surfaces every day. When you’ve got that much square footage that’s got to be cleaned that carefully that often, you have to employ top-notch cleaners.
Anyway, I met him at his office. Perfectly clean, not a smudge in sight, even though it was vibrating with activity. Clearly doing quite well. I was talking with him about old times when he winked at me, summoned his secretary into the office (his executive secretary, mind you. He’s got two others) and gave her a message to email to the staff right away. She left, and about a minute later, the entire building exploded with people running everywhere, clutching papers and looking really anxious. Sadly, no one jumped, but I still almost fell out of my chair from laughing so hard!
So take heart, young ones. Also, if you ever find yourself in my friend’s enviable position, be sure to include something in your memo about jumping, for my sake.
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Alas, from the appearance of my toaster, coffee pot, and appliance fronts this morning, I can say definitively that my household is NOT doing well.
Households are exempted from this rule! Mainly because I’m the one who came up with the rule, and I have a bunch of glass-top furniture….