As a result of my eye problems, I have to be very careful to get certain things in my diet, and it’s pretty closely monitored. The latest admonition is that I’m not getting enough fat in my diet. I have to include more sources of fat, but I should stay away from saturated fats, watch my cholesterol, and on no account touch transfats….also I have to maintain a certain caloric intake and not mess with any of the rest of my diet….I’ve been doing hours of research and calculations. I got my taxes prepped in less than an hour, but I’ve been at this task all evening (fun Saturday night activity, huh? That’s how I roll) and I still don’t have an answer. I think it may boil down to this:
Don’t you wish it could be that easy? Satan butter: if you touch it, you’ll go blind!
You DO have a great sense of humour LBG.. I love it!!
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Glad to hear it! Just accept the Christ butter into your heart…wait, that doesn’t seem right…
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It’s what we all do with butter in the end !
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OOoh, Satan butter. Allowing you to cook with the powers only found in the deepest recesses of hell, for that perfect meal. Every time!
Haha, that’s pretty funny! I wonder where you can find butter like that…
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At your local Hell-mart, of course!
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Does Satan butter melt at a different temperature?
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I guess it would kind of have to…”Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Your cardiologist does!”
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I have met your blog on dear Helen’s blog. This is creative and funny. I liked it. Thank you, with my love, nia
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I WANT TO BUY SOME SATAN BUTTER.
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