Remember that post where I said that if you’re taking me on a date, don’t take me to an art gallery because I’m legally blind and I won’t be able to see anything? I take it back. I went with Potential Boy Friend to a college art exhibit and found that art has changed quite a bit even since the last time I attempted to appreciate it, or at least I think it has:
LBG: I’m really not sure about this. I can’t see any of the paintings.
PBF: That’s OK, I’ll describe them to you. And some of them aren’t paintings.
PBF: Modern art exhibits. There’s one that’s a collage of old heating bills in the shape of Paris Hilton. It’s titled, “That’s Hot!”
LBG: Very funny! You are kidding, right?
PBF: All the yellow highlighted bits that say “This bill is overdue” form her hair extensions. There’s another that’s just an empty frame, entitled “Occupy This Space.”
LBG: That I might actually believe.
PBF: It’s listed for $7500.00.
LBG: Not buying it in so many ways.
PBF: Over here is a portrait of a young man in cap and gown who appears to be signing a student loan contract, while a man in a business suit stands over him holding a baby. Let’s see what the title is–
LBG: This should be good–
PBF: Ah, Sale of a First-Born Child. A striking commentary on a post-modern society.
LBG: It speaks to me.
PBF: And here we have a sculpture of a woman in a pose of agony, clutching a large group of children to her while staring at an envelope.
LBG: Let me guess: “Final Welfare Check”?
PBF: Close: “Niobe’s Child Care Bill Arrives.”
LBG: I like mine better. (Peers more closely at card with title of work) Oh, my God!
PBF: You totally thought I was making that up.
LBG: Oh, my God.
PBF: And I haven’t even told you about the woman sitting in a harness hanging from the ceiling.
LBG: Don’t tell me.
PBF: Her harness rises and falls with the current level of the stock market.
LBG: Oh, my God, get me out of here!
And thus ends the latest installment in the adventures of the Little Blind Girl. Stay tuned for the next exciting episode, Little Blind Girl goes to the Firing Range!
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