1.  Knock

2.  Wash

3.  Leave me the hell alone when I’m in a mood

4.  Cover their poo (cat equivalent of flushing the toilet)

5.  Get their own food

6.  Just tell me when they’re pissed off

7.  Make themselves useful around the house

8.  Chase their own tails…no, I tell a lie, he managed that one

9.  Make me love them!