Pick up lines by Johnny Depp

I’ve become something of a connoisseur of pick-up lines.  I thought I’d get my good friend Johnny Depp to help me present my top ten favorite pick-up lines for your entertainment:

10.  Johnny’s always so polite:

9.  Oh, Johnny, you can have my number any time:

8.  I love this one.  You win either way:

7.  Actually shouted out of a window at a friend once, though sadly not by Johnny Depp:

6.  Best used earlier in the evening, as slurring will lessen the impact:

5.  Works surprisingly often, especially when you look like this:

4.  A classic for a reason:

3.  This one depends heavily on delivery:

2.  This one may be apocryphal:

1.  My all-time favorite:

Many thanks to Johnny Depp for helping me with this post.  May your box office returns ever increase.  I leave you now with a highly requested image:  I’ve been asked what I actually look like, so I’m posting a picture of me writing this blog.  Enjoy!

19 thoughts on “Pick up lines by Johnny Depp”

  2. *dies laughing at the blogging hamster picture* I know what Littleblindgirl really looks like, and she is quite cute. There you have the completely unbiased opinion of her friend.

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  3. I had a great line going at the Camptown Races (in Hanover Co. Va.) in 1972. “Excuse me, but do you know where a guy could get laid for $5.00 dollars? I really need the money.”

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  14. I LUV LUV LUV JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!! i found his fanmail address on a website and am considering sendiing him a letter, wat chance do u think i hav that he’ll write me bak?

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