- By Leonetto Cappiello
Public domain via Wikimedia Commons.
One of the bad things about blogs is that there are those who know who you are in real life and read your blog for the express purpose of being able to cause trouble for you down the road. I don’t want to stop writing this blog just because a few people are being immature. I figure that, if I stop this blog, they’ll just be immature about something else, and I’m not going to live my life according to what other people might think.
So I’m going to make this statement: Some, but not all, of the information on this blog is true. Some of it, but not all of it, happened to me. Some of it happened to other people. Some of it I’m making up wholesale. So gather dirt at your pleasure. You may or may not be reading complete works of fiction. You want to cause trouble, you’re going to have to find another way. Pick on my grammar, maybe, or how I use too many commas. If you’re trying to use my blog against me, you’re already pretty much at that level, so it shouldn’t be a stretch.
In that spirit, I’m going to play a round of Two Truths and a Lie. Or am I playing Two Lies and a Truth? Or maybe they’re all lies, or they’re all true. They’re just here for a laugh, like my other posts. Take it for what it is, not for what you want to make it into:
1. I climbed onto the clock tower at one of my old schools and carved my initials in the back of the clock. I thought it was high time!
2. I once toured Europe as part of a band.
3. I have a tattoo of a scorpion on a part of my body normally covered by clothes.
Whatcha gonna do with that? And for all the readers and commenters and followers who genuinely like my blog, you rock, and you’re most of the reason I’m not just taking this blog down. I love hearing from you. Keep it coming! Feel free to leave a comment with your own contributions of two truths and a lie. I promise I will never use them against you!
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Funny post. Yes they do pick on us non-nobel prize winner bloggers don’t they. But then who cares we blog on.
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I care! I like your blog. Don’t let anyone stop you keeping it. And thanks for reading mine.
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Two truths and a lie:
1. I lived with an outhouse as my bathroom for 2 years.
2. I’m a wonderful dancer, waltz, foxtrot, rumba and tango!
3. I’ve went swimming with elephants.
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I’m guessing:
1. True!
2. False, but you like to watch them on Dancing with the Stars
3. True?
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Congrats! You were right on all 3! Except I don’t watch dancing with the stars 😦
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Two lies and a truth:
1. I hate monkeys beyond all reason.
2. I can dunk a basketball.
3. I believe in Bigfoot.
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Hmmm, that’s tough. How about:
1. False. I mean, they’re so cute!
2. I can see this being true.
3. Definitely true! Bigfoot lives!
I think #3 wins for the truth.
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We’re writers. We all embellish a little especially for a laugh. Keep blogging
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Right back at you!
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So I know that #2 is true because I remember it, the others I have no idea. As for people bothering you, send them my way. I protected you on the school bus in elementary school and I’ll be happy to kick some a$$ here too. Nobody f*%ks with my sister!
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I’ll never tell about the other two! Man, I miss the days when you could kick the butts of people who told me there was no Santa. Those were the days…thanks, Big Sis.
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I, too, overuse commas, and sometime edit or leave things completely untouched because of the amount of people who read my blog that know me in real life. I feel your pain!
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